RAMBLINGS OF A MIDDLE AGED DRAG QUEEN
by Darren Stewart-Jones
Published by Darren Stewart-Jones at Smashwords
Copyright 2011 by Darren Stewart-Jones
Ramblings of a Middle Aged Drag Queen had a staged reading in Toronto, Ontario in 2011 and premiered at The HamilTEN Festival in Hamilton, Ontario in 2012. The original cast featured Philip Cairns as Miss Ogyny and B.J. Jeroy as Ryan. The production was directed by Darren Stewart-Jones.
Ramblings of a Middle Aged Drag Queen
(Singing, offstage.) Swanee, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Swanee. The folks up north will see me no more, when I get to that Swanee shore! (The sound of scattered applause and perhaps some booing is heard.) Ah, drop dead! (He enters stage right and walks over to the dressing room table and chair and sits.) Assholes!
(Entering, stage left.) Hello? May I come in? Miss Ogyny?
(A la Barbra Streisand.) Well, hello gorgeous!