By Mark Ure
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
©2012 Mark Ure
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the authors fucked up imagination. If you think something in this book may be about you it probably is, you should complain.
Published by Mark Ure
If you bought my last book Life then thanks a lot. I wrote it for a bit of a laugh, I expected it to sell about 20 copies but as I’m writing this it’s sold over 2000 and there’s been just under 4500 free downloads so if you did buy it or download it for free thanks, if you didn’t buy it then fuck you! I hope you die in a chip pan fire (but you’ve bought this book so I hope it’s just a small chip pan fire and it happens once you’ve finished this book.)