Copyright 2012 Lauralynn Elliott
Cover Design by Anya Kelleye
Her first impression of the property when she pulled up in the driveway was “tacky”. She stopped her 10-year-old Pontiac Grand Am in front of the house and got out of the car. Looking around, she realized she’d need to make lots of changes made after she moved in. She knew her grandmother had been a little eccentric, but this was ridiculous.
Sitting right beside the stone walk leading to the front door was a hideous garden gnome. It looked like it was made of painted concrete and was much larger than those she had seen before. And what was that over there beside the oak tree? A lawn jockey! How politically incorrect could a person get? That was going to be the first thing to go.