UNCENSORED QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“Listen, I hope ABC hangs on to it. If they don’t, they’re just going to lose the entire audience; they’ll go somewhere else. It doesn’t make sense to me. They didn’t ask me to go [to GH].”
—Ex-AMC stud Thorsten Kaye in SOAP OPERA DIGEST
Translation: But I’m a smash on another show!
“Brian Frons would make these weird decisions about firing people that didn’t make any sense, that didn’t help the show any. But it kind of seems like that’s what he wanted. So, congratulations.”
—Kaye in the same interview
Translation: Angelica Huston thanks you, Brian.
“There’s going to be a lot of upheaval, intrigue, mystery, and romance. We’re going to address some secrets that have been hidden away for many, many years.”
—Y&R co-head writer Scott Hamner previews May Sweeps in SOAPS IN DEPTH
Translation: Like how I’ve kept my job for all this time!
FALL OF THE MOUSE HOUSE