By Tom M. Paolangeli
Copywrite 2012 by Tom M. Paolangeli
Smashwords Edition (1.2, 10/13)
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Note and Disclaimer: This is a satiric commentary about the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L James. It is not authorized or in any way endorsed by Ms. James or her publishers. Mr. Paolangeli would certainly welcome any such endorsement, but even he isn’t deluded enough to expect it any time soon, or ever.
Once, at sunset, near the orange and black river, a young dachnik with a riding crop in his hand bowed to her in passing; whereupon she blushed like a girl in a novel but only said, with a spirited sneer, that he had never ridden a horse in his life.
- Vladimir Nabokov, Speak, Memory