THIS BOOK IS NOT PROFESSIONNALY WRITTEN,
PUBLISHED OR EVEN POSSOBLY RESEARCHED
PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
Here I sit at six a.m., still stoned on mushroom that I ate last night in an effort to finnish the book, I see the end in sight. As I take the last hits off a joint and sip my coffee, I look around and say to myself "This could very well be the dwelling of a great author." I have more instruments than furniture in my one bedroom apartment in a town far away.
I guess it depends on you and your definition of what a great author is. Please be leiniant though, I'm a nice guy.
Thank you for buying my book I hope I have the oppertunity to return the favor. Most of all though, I hope you enjoy my reading about my life nearly as much as I've enjoyed living it.