Duck Boy on the Platypus Farm
By Ilyan Kei Lavanway
Copyright 2012 Ilyan Kei Lavanway
Published by Ilyan Kei Lavanway at Smashwords
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Dedicated to my son, Immanuel
Duck Boy lived in America. Duck Boy took a trip down under, to Australia. While Duck Boy was touring Australia, he saw a platypus farm.
Duck Boy went to the platypus farm. Duck Boy said, “Whoa! You ducks are weird!”
The platypuses said, “We’re not weird. We’re platypuses. You’re the one that’s weird. Who’s ever seen a two legged platypus? What were your parents on?”
Kids, don’t let your parents take drugs!