A Personal Touch to a Private Life Gone Public

Bill Metzger

Smashwords Edition

A Bill Original

Copyright © 2012 by Bill Metzger.

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Cover photo: Bill Metzger

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I dedicate this mass of stories, tales and short circuits to Bill. Without him these amusing bumblings would’ve never been. Also, without Bill, there would’ve been no one to write them down and remold them into readable chewable chunks. Bill writes just like he talks. Of the many words ending in “ing”, the cowboy way is that, a large portion, are spoken by droppin’ the “g”. Others such as Lightning are spoken by Bill with the “ing” sound intact. That’s how he writes!

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