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Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer


HL Montgomery

Smashwords Edition, License Notes

Copyright © 2009, Helen L. Montgomery

This book is offered for free and as such, may be shared freely as long as writing credit and contact information are left intact. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidences are either a product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons living or dead or existing in some weird half-life is entirely coincidental.

a world with tiny emerald speed demons

I was attacked by hummingbirds on my way home from work today. You know what they are. Tiny emerald speed demons. People used to hang out jars of red sugar water for them. They don’t any more. They’ve learned better.

A lot of things have changed over the years but not the aggressive nature of hummingbirds. I’d just come out of the office when they swarmed over the top of the building and were all over me like stupid on a chicken. Tiny wings blurred and neck feathers flared bright as the thumb sized creatures buzzed me. A needle-like pain in my thigh was the first clue that I’d been struck. The second clue was the iridescent bastard I saw hanging there with his beak buried in my flesh to feed.

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