Copyright 2010 Dean Derkson
The Captain said one day, "We have a nice haul of booty and plenty to spare.
What shall we do with all this gold, me hearties?"
Everyone said, "Ohhhhh, look at the gold."
"Hey, why don't we get a cannon? All the other pirate ships have them," Pegleg said.
"Seems to me cannons are dangerous and always lead to trouble," the Captain said.
"A good bang clears the mind," Jane said.
"Everyone likes to watch fireworks and go Ohhh and Ahhh," said Cookie.
"You really want a cannon?" the Captain said.
"Aye aye, Captain!" went the crew."AARGH. All right then," said the Captain.