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70 Inches Long

By Pen Penguin

Copyright 2012 Pen Penguin

Smashwords Edition

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What do you do when you come home to find your husband in the living room with a 70 inch long dick sticking out of his shorts? If you immediately drop your bag where you stand and stare incredulously, then you might understand what I was going through right now.

"Hi Jill, welcome home."

"...Carl, what is that sticking out of your shorts?"

"It's my penis, Jill."

Obviously it was his penis. What I meant to ask was why was it so long now. By the way, 70 inches is about 5.8 feet, or 1.8 meters long. To say it was abnormal long might be putting it lightly.

I walked over to where he was seated on the couch. His penis was neatly piled in his lap, almost like it was a pet kitten or something.

"Explain."

"Okay, so listen to this. As I was coming home today, I found this dirty old lamp. It looked like it might be an antique, so I brought it home with me. But when I sat down this afternoon to clean it off, well what do you know, a genie pops out!"

I sat down on the couch beside him as he continued his tale.

"So he tells me I've got three wishes and that I can't wish for anymore. And you know how my dick's kind of small right?"

Dear god... I know exactly where he's going with this. He's always had a complex about how short his tool was. I've told him time and time again that it was ridiculous to fret over something like that and that I loved him no matter how large he was. But apparently to no avail.

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