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Ah, officers, come in, come in. So long since officers of the law have graced my foyer. Please, gentlemen, any help I can be to you, please let me be. Come right in. The grand tour, bathroom there, bland and boring, a bedroom there, rather Spartan I’m afraid; here’s the living room and kitchen, all open plan, you see.
Please, sit, sit. Do sit yourselves down. How can I help? Information? Why, of course. Just one moment, while I make us tea; no, gentlemen, I insist. Old fashioned I may be, but what kind of a host does not provide refreshments? There, the kettle is on.