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If I Die, Please Bring Cheesecake to My Funeral

Donloree Hoffman

Copyright 2012 | DonloreEbooks


Smashwords Edition

ISBN 978-0-9879551-0-4

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For my two biggest fans.


Thank you for naming me Donloree and always laughing at my ‘funniness and silliness.’


Without you, I would not be who I am. Thank you for never letting me give up on my dreams, and doing anything and everything to make them happen.

Table of Contents

I Blame Angelina

An Apple a Day Keeps the Ambulance Away

New Things in the New Year

Popularity isn't as Grand as They Make it Out to Be

What’s in a Name?

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