Bits of Cargill


Michael Cargill

Edition 1.1

My other books:

Shelter from Thunder

Slaughter in Barnaby Close

Shades of Grey



Saying Goodbye to Warsaw

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Bits of Cargill

Published by Michael Cargill at Smashwords

Copyright 2012 Michael Cargill

Note to lawyers and litigious types: this is all satire/parody/not actually real and I’m sure that Steve Jobs, Saddam Hussein, and everyone else are very nice people really.

Online dating profile of a World of Warcraft player

Hi, my name is Geoff and I’m rather fond of my name due to how unique it is. There aren’t many people out there with the same name as me which is something that makes me feel special and mentally empowered. I haven’t ever met a girl called Geoff so that’s already fifty percent of the world’s population that can be ruled out and I can state with full confidence that if my name was Pascal I would probably commit suicide.

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