UNCENSORED QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
"She comes back, and John's accepting her at face value.”
—DAYS’s Drake Hogestyn in a recent interview regarding Eileen Davidson’s Kristen
Translation: She’s still mean, mean, mean!
“Sonny will be showing some skin very soon!
—DAYS’s burgeoning gay icon Freddie Smith Jr. in an interview
Translation: When Sonny has sex with a chick.
“We have weathered many storms together.”
—Brooke to Ridge during their seventh wedding on B&B this past week
Translation 1: Especially that one time when you raped me, illegitimately, of course.
Translation 2: Ending in your pay cut scandal.
“I do look forward to see what may arise in the future — no pun intended.”
—Brooke makes a funny during her vows to Ridge on B&B