“ Bolg, PI: Away with the Fairies” by Dave Freer Copyright 2012.
Electronic edition published by Dave Freer, September 2012.
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Bolg, PI: Away with the fairies
“You’re not a dwarf! You’re a freak!” said my current employer, angrily.
It was ten past midnight, and we were both hidden downwind of some of the ancient stones of Ireland... which had been expensively transplanted here to MittelAmerika, by an idiot with much more money than sense.
If he’d had much more sense he wouldn’t have done it at all. And if he had just had a little more he’d have been a lot more selective about just which stones he brought from Kerry. Unfortunately, like my current employer, he had had more money than brains.