If on a winter's night a traveler
"Hello. I'm Cem Adrian."
I stared at the world-renowned singer and thought: I know who you are, you gorgeous bastard, you. And really, if you ask me, you'd have to be deaf not to know who Cem Adrian is. He's the only man on the planet who can sing in any vocal range from soprano to bass. The guy's amazing. And gorgeous. Did I mention gorgeous?
"What are you doing on my reservation?" I asked. "You're not Native American. You're Turkish."
"I am Native American now," he said.