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Interpreting Daddy


A Humorous Handbook for New Fathers

Or Those About to Be




By

Brian Montgomery


Copyright 2005

Brian Montgomery



Published by Brian Montgomery at Smashwords




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Hello Fadduh!




Welcome to life in the Dad lane. Don’t worry, it happens to a large number of us – often by surprise! Tag, you’re it! Look upon this handbook as a mindless outline of the surprises, traumas, stupefying absurdities, wonders, scandals, panics, bewilderments, paralyses, fears, and overwhelming sense of commitments that collectively are the American Patriarchy. This is a most unique and awe inspiring experience. May your God help you. Jump in, the water’s…odd. What the hell, Cannonball!

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