By Mike Argento
Smashwords edition published at Smashwords by Crossroad Press
Copyright 2012 / Mike Argento
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Mike Argento is a veteran newspaper columnist and has been described as "a twisted bastard with a heart of gold." He has won numerous awards for his work, but he doesn't like talking about them. He wishes people would just stop asking what's wrong with him. He really doesn't know. He lives in rural Pennsylvania with his wife, Cine Martinez-Argento, a neurotic retired greyhound named Lester, a terrier with anger management issues named Shmuley, an iguana who has remained nameless for witness protection purposes and several cats, including Crazy Ass, Crazy Ass Jr. and Monkey Boy. This is his first novel.