By Marcus Bryan
Copyright 2012 Marcus Bryan
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To Miss Clarke and Mrs Franklin, who taught me that the English language could be used for more interesting things than ordering pizza.
Any jibes about this book not being interesting must, therefore, be submitted to them.
All names have been changed, to protect a cavalcade of petty criminals and perverts from retribution. This includes my own, seeing as I’ll be quoting, referencing and otherwise pilfering from an assortment of men and women far cleverer than I am over the course of this book, and, since I have no money and even less knowledge of copyright law, I really don’t want to risk getting sued.