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DRINKING QUOTATIONS

by

Jimi James

Copyright © 2012 Jimi James

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Part 1

“You don’t like jail?”

“Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”

- Charles Bukowski

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

- Ernest Hemingway

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

- Frank Sinatra

“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”

- Mark Twain

“I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.”

- Tom Waits

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”

- Jimmy Breslin

“I drink to make other people more interesting.”

- Ernest Hemingway

“I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow.”

- Kelly McGillis

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