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Twas The Night Before Christmas [When the Aliens Invaded]

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Twenty Five verses of Awful Poetry

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Waiting for the Next Dose of Medication



A Happy Jolly Silly Poem For Christmas by Michael Carter (c) 1997,2012



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Twas the night before Christmas, and all over the Earth,

The people were giving sober life a wide berth.

They were all in the pubs, And the clubs, inns and bars

Spending their money on beer and Mars Bars

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