THE GREAT KINGDOM OF OXNARD
A Bawdy Tale of Medieval Romance
by Neal Donohue
Copyright 2012 by Neal Donohue
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(In order of appearance)
PRINCE BOTTOM--Heir apparent to the great Kingdom of Oxnard; 18 year old buffoon.
GOATBREATH--Prince Bottom’s maidservant; 45 years old, maternal and wily.
LORD BROADSWORD--Returning knight of the Holy Crusades; 20-30, naive, pompous.
SQUIRE--Servant to Lord Broadsword; 40-60, down to earth wise-guy, Cockney accent.