THE DUCATI GIRL'S CONFESSIONS
is a work of fiction. Any similarity to anything or anybody is unintended.
Copyright © 2013 by Alfonso Borello
All rights reserved
Published in the United States
Cover design by Alfonso Borello
Image © Shmeljov/Dreamstime
I AM THE DUCATI GIRL. And don't ever pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. Yes Mr., I'm talking to you.
When I don't ride my badass Ducati, I talk, I rant, I scream. It's an undeniable pleasure, democratic, indispensable to my well-being, it's purification, I might add. Nothing wrong with it, as you shall soon find out. You don't like bikes? Too bad. You shall not like me either. Are women riders intimidating to you? Probably, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this. I've made a list of issues I'm going to discuss right here, but I don't give a cunt on the order. Crap first or last, who gives a damn. You do?