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The Last Conquest

A Novel

By Eric Filler

Copyright 2012 Eric Filler

Published by Planet 99 Publishing at Smashwords

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Part I:


Chapter 1

The phone rings at midnight. Whenever the phone rings so late, you know it’s never good news. Most of the time it’s some piece of ass whining about why I haven’t called her in three months. Sometimes it’s a more recent date wanting to talk my ear off, thinking one night of fucking makes us a romantic couple. The worst calls are the ones from jealous boyfriends—sometimes husbands—drunkenly shouting threats. They must forget the call in the morning because no one’s kicked my ass yet. Or maybe they’re just biding their time.

I let the phone ring at least ten times, hoping Todd will roll off his fat ass to pick up. The last thing I want is to listen to some girl’s whining when I have Tammy Sheridan sucking my cock like a lollipop. She might decide to get jealous and bite down, leaving me with a bloody stump I’d have to put in a bucket of ice and take to the hospital.

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