by Epic Sex Stories
Like most single moms, I would do anything to support my kids. As a Vegas stripper, I have. I put myself on my book covers to remind me what inspired that epic sex story. You wouldn't believe half of the shit that I've seen or done. To find out, read my books and check out my 400 sexy photos on Flickr.com (change search filter to “restricted”, then search for Epic Sex Stories). Tell me what you think at Goodreads.com.
Copyright © 2012 by author Epic Sex Stories
Published by Smashwords for author Epic Sex Stories
This story is fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is coincidental. All rights are reserved. Except for book reviews, no more than four paragraphs can be reproduced without written permission from the author.
NOTE: American Christian fundamentalists really did help Uganda write legislation that made homosexual acts punishable by death, and televangelist Oral Roberts’s son Robert was indeed the president of Oral Roberts University, but he has not yet started a global sex zombie pandemic. That I know of.
SUMMARY: The new Uganda government wants legislation criminalizing homosexuality, and so invites leading homophobes to help. Dick, the president of Oral Roberts University, brings his hot young mistress. But when she tells him she’s pregnant, he dumps her deep in the jungle. But monkeys infect Dick with a virus that inflames that part of the brain that controls sex drive, and everyone he infects becomes mindless nymphos. As billions turn into sex zombies, mankind is literally screwed.
"I know a guy with five dicks -- his pants fit him like a glove."