Three racehorses are in their stalls, just chatting it up. The first horse says, “You know, in my last ten races, I have won five of them.”
The second racehorse then speaks up and says, “That’s pretty good, but in my last fifteen races, I have won ten of them.”
The third racehorse finally speaks up and says, “That is really good. Did you know that in my last twenty races, I have won fifteen of them?”
All the while, off in the corner of the stables is a Greyhound dog, just relaxing and listening to them. So he pipes up and says, “All of you are really good. You really are. But of my last twenty-five races, I have won all twenty-five of them.”
All three horses just stand their with their mouths open in utter shock at what they just heard. Finally, after a long moment of silence, the first horse gives himself a shake and says, “Oh my God! A talking dog!”
A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked strangely at the dog, and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Drug Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer, and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the policeman said, "Watch this." He gave Sniffer the command to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.