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I Was Raised To Be A Lert

Selections from Pearl, Why You Littleā€¦

Pearl Vork-Zambory

Published by Red Bird Chapbooks

At Smashwords

Copyright 2012 Pearl Vork-Zambory

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Table of Contents

Hey! The People Look Like Ants From Up Here

Howdja Like to Make a Couple Bucks?

Hi, My Name is Pearl and Have I Got a Deal For You

Have You Considered A Laxative?

Oh, You'll Be Fine

I Was Always A Hippie At Heart

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