Rudy Can’t Fail

W. Dipper

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Copyright 2010 E. Reeder

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Chapter 1:

How Rudy Had An Epiphany At The Buzzard’s Roost & Found Out Something About Himself & What That Led To

One glorious afternoon on the first of April several years ago, with America just getting started on another War and everyone demonstrating their patriotism in the most enthusiastic ways, a simple American citizen by the name of Rudy J. Swingle happened to be down at his favorite watering hole, The Buzzard’s Roost, innocently starting on a third pint of his favorite hoppy ale. A television screen behind the bar was turned onto a news show and there was a lot of talk about the economy being “depressed” and “sluggish” and even “slumping,” “staggering,” and “spluttering.” The chattering heads on the show were giving the President a lot of flak for not being more of a booster for it, which, as they rightly pointed out, was one of the primary duties of his elected office.

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