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Fifty Shades of Lightsaber

a parody for adults

by Armstrong Hawkins

copyright 2013 by Armstrong Hawkins

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“Fifty Shades of Lightsaber” is a parody. Certain names are the registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Entertainment Company LTD or Lucasfilm LTD and/or the Walt Disney Company. This book was not sponsored, endorsed or affiliated with any of the above mentioned companies or their subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors. “Fifty Shades of Lightsaber” is a work of fiction.

Dedication: …for Snowden, the snowman…

About the author:

Armstrong Hawkins spent the first six years of his life pretending to be Maurice Chevalier. After high-school, he started writing.

Armstrong Hawkins has written two books of non-fiction including “Skinny Jeans Can Kill You: A Practical Guide For Living With STDs” and “Shooting First: The Unauthorized Biography of Greedo Rosenbaum”.

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