By Danny Buckle
Copyright 2013 by Danny Buckle
Ziggy was woken by the sound of hammering on the door. He plodded sleepily downstairs in his thunderbirds pyjamas and opened the door to find the deputy head of UKIP Ted Knacker shouting through the letter box. He continued shouting through the letterbox even though the door was open.
“Ziggy we have won”. Ted screamed. Ziggy was startled by the flashbulbs from the myriad of photographers outside his house. Reporters rushed forwards trying to be the first to interview the new Prime Minister of Great Britain. Ted eventually realised his chosen form of communication was no longer practical when he was dragged inside by Ziggy who slammed the door shut on the reporters.