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This book is a collection of my own stories I've written detailing some of the more absurd customers I've encountered during my dozen or so years in retail. Originally, these stories were meant simply as a means to release stress after a busy day of being hassled by customers. As such, you will no doubt find many grammatical errors, punctuation mistakes, and other such inconsistencies throughout the text.
Deal with it. Because, honestly, if that's the kind of thing that's going to upset you, chances are this book isn't for you.
After all, how often are "ramblings" of ANY sort grammatically correct?
First and foremost, let me say that we, the employees of the customer service field, are human beings just like the rest of you. We have families, friends, lives, and bills. We have good times and bad, great accomplishments and horrible tragedies. Just like you, we do have emotions, and just like you, sometimes our emotions can get the best of us.