UKIPia. Now what?
By Danny Buckle
Copyright 2013 by Danny Buckle
Ziggy paused briefly for the camera’s outside number 10 before entering.
“Good morning Mr Cabbage” said John the resident secretary at No 10.
“How dare you speak to the prime Minister like that” said Ted punching John in the face, breaking his nose and sending him falling backwards onto his arse.
“Its Carbarge to you. Carbarge!” said Ted rolling his R’s as he escorted Britain’s new Prime Minister into the cabinet room.