By Martin Jones
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Copyright 2013 Martin Jones
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Visiting Chris can be quite an experience. The last time I travelled the two hours to his place I spent most of the visit looking at the fast-disappearing back end of a pig that had a jink that would put Beegee* to shame.
Unless you drive a Sherman tank, you have to go slowly along Chris’ five-kilometre, deeply rutted ‘driveway’, which is just what I was doing when suddenly confronted with his truck hurtling madly towards me. It halted, Chris leapt out, his dog, Dylan (aka ‘Dill’ – apt, too) fell off the back and both of them raced past me up the track the way I had come, Chris yelling what was either “Tigger keek yuppo nix!” or, “Didja see a coupla pigs!??” as he disappeared round the bend.