My Baby Sister’s a Zombie
Published by Heather Scott Loomis at Smashwords
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Everyone thinks that my baby sister is so sweet and adorable, but I’m convinced she’s a zombie. Just look at her, all messy and drooly with missing teeth. MY BABY SISTER’S A ZOMBIE!
Slurp, smack, gurgle, grumble... She makes some creepy sounds while she’s drinking her milk, like she just cannot get enough. When she finishes a bottle, her eyes glaze over and she lets out a loud, gurgling burp. MY BABY SISTER’S A ZOMBIE!
The milk must not be enough because even after she eats she puts everything in her mouth, like she just cannot satisfy that zombie hunger. Yesterday she shoved my hand into her mouth and tried to eat my finger. Those two teeth are sharp! MY BABY SISTER’S A ZOMBIE!