The Mad Crapper”

by L.G. Blazo

Copyright © 2013 by L.G. Blazo

Smashwords Edition

This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. Copyright law states that you are not allowed to resell it, share it, or give it away, unless you’ve bought additional copies from I’m not really worried about you sharing it, though. I’m more concerned with the fact that the electronic device you’re reading this on was probably built in a third world country, by child labor.

Do you even realize how lucky you are to own a computer, iPad, iPhone, Kindle, Nook, or whatever device you’re using to read this?

I hope you do, because I realize how lucky I am to wake up every day with the ability and tools I need to write this stuff for you. I also realize how lucky I am to have your undivided attention. I hope to God that I can entertain you, and that you’ll find enough value in my memoirs, to keep paying me a few dollars for them.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for giving me a few minutes of your time.

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