The Water Pistol Zombie Killers
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“Today is day 180 after the zombie virus eruption wreaked havoc in the United States,” declared Bobby.
“Why do you say that every morning?” asked Eugene.
“I dunno,” replied Bobby. “Makes me feel better or something.”
“And are you sure it’s July second?” asked Eugene. “I mean, are you sure you moved the date number on your watch to make up for February and those other months that don’t have 31 days? Your cell phone stopped working just a couple days after the power went out. You don’t know when you are, and we don’t know where we are.”
“We’re in Louisiana, stupid,” said Bobby.
“Are you sure?” asked Eugene. “I think we’re in Mississippi. We’ve been wandering around for weeks now. Every pasture and pine forest looks the same. Back and forth, Louisiana, Mississippi, what’s the difference?”
“Well you asked,” said Bobby.