Back when I was young, a wee bit older than you
I had a ship, fast as fuck. Man... she was sweet
Me an' your Gran we were the best, no lie
Saved a Galaxy or three, but who's countin'?
There was this one dude, evil as the night is dark
Can't quite remember his name
His missus, boy she was a looker
What she couldn't do with those four arms...
Another time we got caught by a black hole
That was some scary fucking shit right there
Trust me lad if it weren't for your Gran
You and your sister wouldn't have been born
But the weapons, yes the weapons
Back then, they were proper
I always favoured summat called a 'rocket launcher'
Named her Betty, my pride and joy she was