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Back when I was young, a wee bit older than you

I had a ship, fast as fuck. Man... she was sweet

Me an' your Gran we were the best, no lie

Saved a Galaxy or three, but who's countin'?

There was this one dude, evil as the night is dark

Can't quite remember his name

His missus, boy she was a looker

What she couldn't do with those four arms...

Another time we got caught by a black hole

That was some scary fucking shit right there

Trust me lad if it weren't for your Gran

You and your sister wouldn't have been born

But the weapons, yes the weapons

Back then, they were proper

I always favoured summat called a 'rocket launcher'

Named her Betty, my pride and joy she was

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