John H. Carroll
Published by John H. Carroll at Smashwords
Copyright 2009 John H. Carroll
Cover image Copyright 2010 John H. Carroll
This story is dedicated to my wife who accuses me of having a blue haired alien girlfriend.
Lisa stared at the last of three orientation tapes with glassy eyes, her chin propped in hands with elbows on knees. She popped the hundredth bubble of a heavily chewed piece of gum.
The dork in the TV waved at her with obvious and embarrassing pride. “And that is how you make the perfect blue-cheese bass burger here at Fish Burgers,”