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Crazy Figures

Published by Sean Heys at Smashwords

Copyright 2010 Sean Heys

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Once upon a time there was the Zero. He was single for the most of his life and he was finally tired of it. “It’s been years and I still mean nothing,” – Mr. Zero thought. “One needs to multiply or else…” - He concluded, rather wisely.

He started looking for his second half. But it was certainly not an easy step for Mr. Zero as he considered himself a perfect number. “I have a great body and my mind is absolute”. Not surprisingly, noone could please his eyes. “Just looked at Ms. One’s nose” – thought the Zero. - “And Ms. Three”. – Mr. Zero said, rather distressed - “Look at her hump”. “Ms. Eight is not that bad but look at her waist. It’s just disgusting. Perhaps, she is always on a diet. Who would want to leave with her?” His taste was certainly very demanding.

Finally, he found Ms. Seven. “She is too thin in her waist too” – thought Mr. Zero. “Well…Nobody is perfect. Afterall, she has that wavy hair.”

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