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Edward Renown Interplanetary Superstar


Kenneth Guthrie

Smashwords Edition

Copyright 2013 Lunatic Ink Publishing


Editor's Note:

Sure, it's crass, but you know you love it.

Beer Belly Retraining Effort 500 and 1.

"Yeah, YEAH. You see da---t, baby... That's some hot as super abs. I'm SO DAMN SEXY. Can ya feel me?"

The weather lady doesn't respond. She never does.

A chubby man the shape of a large gummy bear and twice as hairy dances like a manic in front of the TV. His fat feet pound left to right, while his arms shake about in circles of almost enthusiastic floppiness.

"E-X-E-R-S-I-S-E..."

He stops dead still.

"Mah, you're kidding..." he flaps out of his hairy mouth.

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