MAD MAN KNITTING
-or- The Waiter and the Fly
MAD MAN KNITTING OR THE WAITER AND THE FLY Copyright 2010 Orotund Multimedia Publishing at Smashwords. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced without permission from the author. For information contact Orotund Multimedia Publishing.
The names of some individuals have been changed. Some timelines have been edited or changed to prevent compromising the storyline.
For the ladies that have taken care of me: Mom, Ann Holtzclaw, Pam O’Keefe, Diane, Sharon, Lisa, Karol, Mia and Viva.
…and for my dad.
Ok, I admit it. I am weak. I compromised my artistic integrity. Madonna would not be happy with me. It was my intention when I set out with this narrative to call out everyone, and I do mean everyone by name. Nothing would be changed. I had a number of friends urge me to reconsider for legal reasons. “What the fuck do I care? Let them sue me,” I said. “There’s no money to take and it would only be good publicity.”