It's a Wonderful Lay

Smashwords Edition

By Lacey Layton

Copyright 2013 Lacey Layton


This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places or events are entirely coincidental. All characters in this book are consenting adults aged 18 or over.



First edition. December 18th, 2013.

It's a Wonderful Lay

"I hate this time of the year!" a slurred, drunken voice said. His voice had risen over the rest of the chatter and Christmas music playing in the bar. The bar crowd cringed, preparing for him again.

"You don't say." the bartender said, rolling his eyes at the other patrons.

"Are you kidding me Ronny? This guy hasn't shut up all night!" another voice yelled to the cheers of the rest of the bar.

The bartender, Ronny, walked over to the young man who lay slumped on the counter. "Son, you're not the only one who has a hard time this year. It's Christmas Eve, look at this place. Overflowing. So pipe down huh?"

The young man tried to prop himself up on an arm, failing twice. A third time he was able to accomplish his task and looked at the bartender with bleary eyes.

"I'll have you know sir," he burped "that I'm in a deep hole of sorrow."

"And no one could possibly understand you huh?"

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