Short stories and essays
copyright 2010 by Aaron Majewski
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This is just a little collection of mostly humorous short essays and stories. They are by and large factual; some of them are absolutely utterly word for word true actual events that happened to me. Some however, are a blend of fact and fiction, others are true at the beginning and at some point segue into what I should have or wish I’d done. Some are things people told me about, true (as far as they've admitted to me) first-hand accounts that happened to them (when I believed they weren't exaggerating terribly). All of them have been written tongue-in-cheek (tongue firmly, firmly in cheek) and should be read as such, even though all of them have a message in them somewhere; not to mention all of them have been written with my usual flair for artistic license. Of which I am a card carrying member I assure you, so don't worry. For my legal protection, others, (the ones that might have religious or ethnic groups screaming for my blood) are simply fictional. Feel free to try and figure out which is which, I encourage you.