Ideas for Dealing with Telemarketers and Scammers and Generally Annoying People on the Phone

By Marcus Albey





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Marcus Albey and JaMa Publishing on Smashwords

Ideas for Dealing with Telemarketers and Scammers and Generally Annoying People on the Phone

Copyright © 2014 by Marcus Albey





1. A big scam going on right now over the phone is for someone to call you, generally from India, and tell you that they are receiving "global errors" coming from your computer. This has gone around for a little while, and it is 100% bullshit! You have no errors. Don't listen to them.

The majority of people in India, if they have a religion, are Hindu, the second largest group being Muslim. Hindus revere the cow as a reincarnated ancestor, and Muslims adhere to strict dietary laws against eating pork. When the scammer tells you his bullshit line, say, "I don't have time for this shit. I have a shitload of cows to slaughter and eat, ones that got shipped here from India." If he says, "I am not Hindu," says, "Oh, well, then I have a shitload of pigs to slaughter and mop up their blood with pictures of Mohammed, you dumb fuck!"



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