Furious Goodness and Light
By William Green
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following is an account of a year in my life. They call me The Doctor
of Manliness. I am neither a Doctor nor Manly. What I am is a
beautiful husband of a wife and a wonderful father of some children.
I have a firm belief that I was a Pterodactyl in a previous life, and
that I may be The Christ. Humans make me nervous, and I dream of one
day having a pet woodchuck. I hope by the end you will have a better
understanding of my Goodness. Thanks for reading my story.
Saturday, February 2
been home alone for 8 hours and I’m starting to think that I might
be a groundhog. I mean THE groundhog, the one who saw his shadow.
With all these thoughts running thru my head, killing the dog,
setting myself on fire ect , maybe these are the thoughts of an
overweight groundhog gone completely mad. It does explain a lot, my
scatter brain attention deficit mind ricocheting all over the known
universe of thought. Groundhogs, or as I like to be referred to as
woodchucks, do wear top hats, they really do! So this sudden
unexplainable yearning to wear one makes sense only if I am indeed
Groundhog Phil. How did I get here and father children, my wife must
be a wackjob to do it with a woodchuck. Unless we, yes we are all
groundhogs. Is there a groundhog Jesus? OK, I went astray (or is that
ashtray?) somewhere. It also explains why I suck at playing the
banjo, seeing how I have no fingers, well just these cute little