THE DUCKS OF DOOM
A WEEKLY SERIAL
With all of the Boring Bits Left Out
By Robert Arthur Smith
THE DUCKS OF DOOM was a 2002 Independent e-Books award finalist.
Robert Arthur Smith,
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CHAPTER 121:QUICK LEARNERS
"How did it come to this?" Cohen said. "Not only am I being stalked by closet monsters, I'm caught in a love triangle with a radiant Scottish beauty and an academic pear."
"It's hard being part of a triangle when the other sides don't even know they're doing geometry," said Jerry.
"I'm doomed," moaned Cohen.
"Stop bleating about it and do something," said Jerry. "Buy her some rutabagas. Ask her out to the ritual sacrifices."
"I'm too shy; what if I make a fool of myself?"
"You won't notice the difference."
"Maybe not, but SHE will."
"So check the closet; that always makes you feel nice and anxious."