Copyright 2010 Ian Pattinson
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“Autumn is boyfriend season. With the nights drawing in and the weather getting worse it's the right time to have a man to keep you warm and stuff.”
I was with Lauren and Vanessa, a few pints into the night somewhere in Didsbury, when Lauren had dropped this concept into the conversation.
“And in Spring you can dump them because there's so much else to do.” Vanessa added.
I think I did a guppy impersonation for a while. It was only later that I thought that men are at their horniest in Spring. It's all sunny and the serotonin levels are rising again. I'd probably have been told that that's just the way it goes.
Tis the season to be hunted
Important message for the Brotherhood of Single Men!