Darrel D. Miller
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Copyright © 2011 by Darrel D. Miller
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Recently Ronald McDonald was reported as having a midlife crisis (this was independently reported, McDonald's own inquiry came up empty). The Company, McDonald's, is considering the fact that Ron may be out of date (when has a red afro and yellow jumpsuit ever been in?), and there isn't much they can do to revamp his image (too bad Kevorkian is dead, we need a Clown Assisted Suicide Stat). This made me think, what would happen to a clown that has a midlife crisis (ok, not a world shattering philosophical question, but one I CAN answer)? Would his wig recede? Would his feet shrink? Would his nose turn another color? Would he exchange his small car, for a smaller car?