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What My Mother Wished My Daddy Hadn’t Told Me!

a collection of humorous anthologies

Written and published by Bob Cornell at Smashwords.com. Copyright by Bob Cornell 2010

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CHAPTER #1

What would be your reaction be if you had planned to take a business flight to a major city. At the last moment you had chosen to upgrade your accommodations from coach to first class.

You settled into a much more comfortable chair with considerably more “leg room” and found that the person sitting beside you was a famous singer whose name you couldn’t recall?

So far, I bet your reaction would be one of ecstasy, especially if you liked his singing.

There was only one minor problem, he was dead!!

I’ll bet now that initial reaction just headed south.

You now have the choice between running to the restroom and “tossing your cookies”, or you could be the first to call for immediate assistance and administer CPR. You might find that by choosing the latter path you would save the life of a very talented individual.

You also would eliminate the possibility of getting your foot caught in the commode, which is quite easy to do in an airplane restroom, especially if you are performing two functions. The airline company places in the commode a disinfectant, which is understandable. This disinfectant acts as a dye. Many a time after using the airplane restroom I have returned to my seat with a blue pants leg and my suit is gray.

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